Lady Doritos? Hard pass.
Yesterday, Doritos announced they'd be making Lady Doritos. Not sure if you were aware, but apparently women eat chips differently than men.
According to the PepsiCo CEO on the Freakonomics podcast, “[...] a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth,” noting that “women would love to do the same, but they don’t.”
Not sure about you, but this lady certainly eats every goddamn little broken piece in my chip bags. We're with Chrissy on this one.
Here's a thought: how about instead of "lady snacks," we just go with equal pay instead? And if that's too much to ask, we'll take a regular ole at 78% of the original cost.
See you in the snack aisle.
Now go get paid.